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| Howdy Ya'll! I wuz hangin' out in in my double
wide trailer (ya know the one with the old car parts and furniture in the
yard), at the Robert E. Lee Memorial Trailor Park, smokin' a Marlboro, drinkin'
a BUD and gettin' blown by my sister/girlfriend Lorretta (it's awesome, she
gots no front teeth and one of her back molars is rotten and so corroded
with bacteria it literally fizzes with infection which makes my wiener and
ballsack tingle! |
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| Oooops I'm kind of gettin' off
the subject ain't I!). As I was lying back on my beer soaked, flea infested
couch I gazed around my trailer - old sheets hanging over the windows for
curtains, the black velvet painting of dogs playin' poker, and the huge
Rebel Flag covering up a large hole in the wall.I sniffed the stale air
smelled the intoxicating odors of spilled bong water and stale urine that
is collected in old beer bottles around the couch (hey sometimes its just
more convenient to piss in bottles than it is to get up and use the kitchen
sink!). As lil' Lorretta slurped on and I absorbed in my surroundings then
dawned on me- I'm White Trash! Not just average White Trash, but 100% pure
White Trash- Rude, Crude and Tattooed (I just got this bad ass Tazmanian
Devil tattoo to cover up my cousin/ex-wife's name!). Hell yea, I'm a sister
fuckin' (Pappy teached her good!), Jerry Springer watchin', trash-talkin',
crab itchin trailer dwellin' dirtball and proud of it! I wanted to wear
my lifestyle as a badge of honor so I created this T-shirt for me and all
of my other fellow trailer dwellers livin' the backwoods American dream!
It consists of a Government Grade A stamp plastered across the front stating
loud and proud that yer 100% White Trash-Rude, Crude, and Tattooed! Its
printed in bright white ink on a on a dirtball black T-Shirt. I decided
to print this design on a black shirt, because like all true White Trash,
I never wash my clothes and the black shirts tends to hide all the shit
I spill on it! So fellow scumbags and sister surfers of the trailer parks
of the World rise up and show your allegance to yer lifestyle and yer kin-
wear this shirt as a badge of pride and honor! |
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