Payment Credit
Card * Payment
Check/Money Order * Print
Order Form * International
Orders
Postage Rates * Overseas
Postage Rates
INTERNATIONAL
ORDERS - PLEASE READ!!
Before
placing your online order, please email us at info@satanssideshow.com so
we can calculate your proper postage costs. Our shopping cart
currently only calculates US postage. In your email, be sure to include the contents of your
order and your address. We will get back to you with your shipping
options and rate information.
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All
orders usually ship within 2-4 weeks, Sometimes sooner - Sometimes later,
depending on my touring schedule!
*** ALL CUSTOMERS PLEASE READ IMPORTANT MESSAGE!! ***
REMEMBER My fellow freaks!! I am a 1-man operation - everything from designing, printing, shipping, website, communication is all done by me alone. So, please patient with me!! If you email me and you don't hear back form me in a day or so, don't have a shitfit! I will be in touch shortly! This ain't no fuckin' corporate "HOT TOPIC", mass-produced crap. This is a 100% fan based business that is the only true company of it's kind. My business is completely uncompromised, I don't wholesale and I am truly the only underground company left that hasn't SOLD OUT!
I AM THE FIRST AND THE WORST!
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All the prices and info (sizes
etc.) for all of my products are listed on its appropriate page.
PRIVACY POLICY!
We here at Satan's Sideshow respect your privacy and we will
NEVER sell or distribute your contact information - No Shit!!
All of our orders are sent discreet packaged. (eg, no flaming
devil cock on the envelope that your postal workers won't like!)
I don't even put "SATAN'S SIDESHOW" as the return address, I
just use my name, Andrew D. Gore. This will prevent any crackpot
Bible Thumper trying to fuck up our right to free speech!
PAYMENT
- CREDIT CARD/PAYPAL: --
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We accept VISA, MASTERCARD, AMERICAN EXPRESS and DISCOVER
Credit Cards through Pay-Pal. I have found that this is
the most secure way of e-commerce- protecting both you
and me. If you want to get your order ASAP then paying
with a credit card is the way to go.
PAYMENT
- CHECK / MONEY ORDER: --
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No fuckin' credit card? NO FUCKIN' PROBLEM! We accept checks and money
orders (send cash at your own risk!). All checks and money orders should
be made out to Underground Screen Prints (our official business name)
not Satan’s
Sideshow.
All personal checks are held for 10 days after we receive
and deposit them until they clear the bank -I know that's a
bitch to wait that extra time, but due to a few assholes over
the years who fucked me with bad checks I had to make this "10
day hold" a rule. For faster service I recommend sending
a Money Order. Money Orders are available at all Post Offices,
and most convenience stores. Just Click the "Print Order
Form" Button
below and send it with your payment!
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Print out the on line order
form above, fill it out and send along with your payment to:
Satan's Sideshow - info@satanssideshow.com
INTERNATIONAL
ORDERS: --
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We are an INTERNATIONAL PROVOCATEUR and we gladly accept overseas
orders through the mail! For International orders please e-mail
us your order and address and we will calculate the postage
for you. Then we will walk you through how to place an order
through the mail or on the Internet. For mail orders International
customers can just send an International Money Order (recommended!)
or well concealed US cash (sent at your own risk) via Registered
Letter. I have been proudly serving you sick-fucks around the
World for over 10 years!
Global Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation Label
Any order over 4 lbs. will cost slightly more due to the fact that we can not
send a package that heavy through Global Priority Mail. Global Priority Mail
(International orders)
takes 7-10 business days to get to you
POSTAGE
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All United Sates postage is calculated on the website and all International
customers are to e-mail us and we will calculate the postage.
Don't forget to add in the proper postage
with your payment!! If you don't add in the proper postage
I won't send out your
order until I receive the proper postage from you. Don't try
to be slick and conveniently "forget" to add or properly
calculate your postage, thinking I'll let it slide- I won't.
I've been doing this a long time and have seen every trick
in the book! Failing to add in the proper postage will do nothing
but hold up your order and be a pain in both of our asses!
All products sent out in the U.S. by PRIORITY MAIL with Delivery
Conf stuff FAST! US Priority Mail takes approximately 2-3 business
days to get you.
OVERSEAS
POSTAGE RATES: --
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It's a big World out there and shipping
prices vary greatly from country to country. So the fairest way
to get you the proper fees is to email me your entire order and
country it's going to and I will calculate the exact shipping
for you and email you back a total.
For All Overseas and Canada
Customers please make sure your payment is in U.S. Funds Only!
I try to get all orders out
within 7 to 10 days-but sometimes that timeline does vary depending
on the availability of stock and my touring schedule. So even
though you'll most likely get it much faster I'll say: Please
allow 2 to 4 weeks for delivery to cover my ass.
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